
Forgive me Lord for I have sinned.
I sent my children to Catholic School so I wouldn't have to take them to CCD.

I have coveted my neighbors beautifully styled hair and emmaculate fingernails.
I have murdered a trout, a ficus tree and the nastiest looking insect known to man.

I have lied to my boss, my children, my mother and myself.
I have stolen creative ideas, Splenda packets and the extra toilet paper rolls from hotels.

I am not a good Catholic. I am not the best mother. I'm an even worse wife.
These are my sins. Please forgive me Lord.

My darling son made his First Confession in preparation for his First Holy Communion which was today.
I am thankful for his religion, his morality, his innocence and his faith.

His sins are few.
Mine are not.
But I am working on them.....one confession at a time.
Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteAnd hey...we ALL sin...except for me...I am perfect.
(and a liar)